Criteria is defined as what is characteristic of a theory that does not neccesitate that theory, or make the theory sufficient. It is more like a characteristic of a theory that makes the theory more probable. For instance, when a dude makes the decision to kill his wife, you could say a criterion for doing so would be that he has dislike for his wife. Also, it could be that he was killing her for other sociopathic reasons, or it could have been an accident, or whatever. So criterion are just things that make a theory be more probably so, and are self evident… implied in the fact which the theory is based on. Im getting to Snooki after I explain these concepts, and they all have great reward at the end of this essay. Im not doing good by people who like Snooki. And my target market is, typical for me, disillusioned.

People live their lives through understanding of criteria. It is a great way to define building any relationship, or foundation of real connection with anything as mutual relations of criteria. At first things are general, and in some relationships you keep them with the basis of general criterion. Sooner or later criterion are questioned in relationships, and those varying definitions of criteria can either matter or not. The most important thing here is, we justify ourselves through criteria and we enjoy validation of reflection through criteria. How we use our beliefs is how we use criteria. Im not interested in explaining why people dislike Snooki based on their criteria, that is less interesting and more broad than why people like her. What she does positively for people has more interesting implications on peoples criteria! Here I will explain why people like Snooki, from this perspective.

Snooki is a character that has huge implications for our societies critera. Her entire life, and her success and money are highly disturbing to the collective. Success and snooki short circuit most peoples understanding. Theres a cognitive dissonence effect from seeing her success. So much so that many would confidently assert that she is not a success at all, despite writing two books… making millions of dollars… her manifest destinies. These of course make her a controversial figure, our grappling of these concepts volley her relevance enough to keep us loving hating her. But some people just love her.  Truely love her.

Snookis being is polar opposite of how most people use their beliefs. Here we go: Snooki’s philosophy is far closer to truth than what most people can understand about truth. Her entire being encapsulates the Jersey Shore paradigm, more so than any of the other cast members. There can actually be a revenue correlation between this theory, starting with Snooki, followed my The Situation, and so on. But what she represents the unadulterated truth of what we find interesting about these people. She does this by literally flipping her personality magnatism. She has in fact mastered this art form. This is not her first time on TV, she has been featured on TV shows before. Rather than understanding societal criteria to find truth, she flips this process of relationship building. *She is a magnetic force for our society, that our positive is blasting toward her negative.* Most consider their criteria more important than what they represent. Societies thought is, ” These are the things we have to use to get to this.” Snookis entire being asserts that “I am already this, and we will like eachother or you will not understand.” These are literally magnetic opposites (I mean literally, which is why its the perfect metaphor) that our society is now much better off for due to her show. The real opposites are found in this statement: Society sees criteria as being more real and their truths only revealed through them, while Snooki sees the truths as being more real and the criteria as less real and more maliable.

Most people do not play with, or manipulate their criteria. Snooki sees doing this as her second nature, or really, her first nature. She immediately looks at her culture and completely submerges herself in it, and makes it her own, and makes herself, the queen of her criteria. Then through this she literally became the queen of jersey shore, the queen of our television sets. Doing this is her truth. Watch Jersey Shore episodes, observe how she just dances in the middle of the board walk because she is unsatisfied with what she sees as ridiculous criteria (in this case, having to walk instead of dance on a boardwalk alone). She completely stretches to satiate this function she serves. She simply does not, and will not ever, take peoples criteria of her or life seriously. And she consistantly proves why this by doing ridiculous things, being ridicuous, and seeing how criteria works with people. Along the way she developes acute senses of style, culture, and personal understanding. Look at pictures of Snooki online. Look at the conviction in her eyes, the absolute conviction. What that conviction is is her understanding of the criteria she is facing. She is completely master of her criteria, and does not take it seriously. More people need to be like Snooki.  I can show you many more parallels between Snooki and Einstein than just about any other celebrity and him. Blame your outward beliefs for disliking Snooki – though she doesn’t care, and you interest for her does not falter.

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